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"Mercedes Streeter" (smart) 03/05/2016 at 22:25 • Filed to: more than two wipes and it's playing with yourself

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This is why you put your wipers up when it snows or sleets. Whenever snow freezes to my windscreen, my wipers get stuck and it takes twice the amount of time to get on the road as I can’t just scrape the ice off and go.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Mercedes Streeter 03/05/2016 at 22:28

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dat tag though

For Sweden > Mercedes Streeter 03/05/2016 at 22:31

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smart

TheOnelectronic > Mercedes Streeter 03/05/2016 at 22:31

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I do it because that makes it easier to clear the snow out from underneath. Otherwise, after that first wipe, the snow packs in under and the arms end up jumping teeth.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Mercedes Streeter 03/05/2016 at 22:38

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i’ve ripped the rubber off a wiper when I hit it with the scraper. i put my wipers up

Xyl0c41n3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/05/2016 at 22:39

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Except that's not how it works at all.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Mercedes Streeter 03/05/2016 at 22:53

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doug demuranocrosscabrio

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Xyl0c41n3 03/05/2016 at 22:53

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I’m pretty sure it’s just a pun off of the tongue in cheek accusation that should a man shake his penis numerous times after urination, it can be categorized as masturbation. I don’t think such a proverb exists on the female side. Just happens to be windshield wipers.

Xyl0c41n3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/05/2016 at 23:02

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I’m aware of the “more than two shakes” pun. I’m just saying that “wipes” don’t exactly work in an analogous way with female anatomy.

Aaaaannnnddd now I’m trying to figure out if there is, as you say, a similar proverb. Heh.

I’m guessing you could make one about something that vibrates? Like... Let it ring more than twice and you’re just playing with yourself. Lol.

Or..... Not.

Oppo becomes a strange place after dark, doesn't it?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Mercedes Streeter 03/05/2016 at 23:37

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Tiny Smart is waving Hi.

MountainRoadPhysicist > Mercedes Streeter 03/05/2016 at 23:52

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I have lived in Colorado for nearly 2 decades now and I never put my wiper blades up. It makes no difference in the amount of time it takes for me to prep my car in the mornings. So I keep the blades down to keep any vehicle I have from looking ridiculous.

Mercedes Streeter > For Sweden 03/06/2016 at 05:47

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fortwo :)